So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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