I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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