I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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