I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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