You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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