I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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