Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
