WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
