Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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