Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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