I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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