I have demons in me.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
