Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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