Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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