he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
