Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Two words: nipple clamps
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