Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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