He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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