dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
where are my eyebrows?
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