I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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