I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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