haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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