neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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