she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
vagina is talking i cant
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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