accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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