Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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