i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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