So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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