Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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