I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
