Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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