I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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