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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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