Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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