I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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