if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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