words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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