yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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