North Korea, Best Korea!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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