i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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