I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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