dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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