forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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