I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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