kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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