after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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