More tranny stories later!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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