I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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