Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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