u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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