quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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