I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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