you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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